Q: So, who is Marco?
A: Marco is the name used by a transit Xenoarcheographer from somewhere toward the galactic core. Marco is currently working on a dictionary of the Hallanacht language spoken in a place called Argencia. He is evasive on the topic of where this place is so I don't know if it is actual (meaning physically present in U0 (Universe Zero :: the commonly agreed upon, shared physical universe.)) or if it is some sort of immersive entertainment space like Everquest, Star Wars Galaxies or World of Warcraft. I am writing up the things that Marco reveals to me about the language, history and culture of Argencia. You can follow the development of the Hallanacht language on the Hallanacht Language Journal if you are interested.
When I ask Marco if Argencia is in the future, he laughs (Which sounds like someone tapping with a drumstick on a block of wood.) and tells me that past and future are not actually meaningful; that they are in fact 'artifacts' of my incarceration. I have no clue what that's supposed to mean..
Marco calls himself a cultural anthropologist, but he should really be called what I call him: a Transit Xenoarcheographer specializing in Xenopaleography. When I told him what he really was he sort of laughed (Which is to say he somehow suggested laughter in my mind without making any mental 'sounds') and flashed a bright blue upward pointing arrow into my mind. He's done this to me before and I take it to indicate that I need to 'zoom out a level' or 'up a level'. (I've come to think of this as 'blueing up'.) So I gave some thought to this idea of blueing up my understanding of Marco. Numerous tiny hints and half perceptions led me to conclude that Marco was in fact studying me as I received from him the Argencia information, using me as the object of his cultural anthropological study. When I accused him of this he was surprised and amused. I could sense his approval as he laughed and flashed another upward blue arrow into my mind.
Ultra, Super, Mega Important Note About Marco:
[It would be nice if I did not have to include this note... but since talk of Marco to people has prompted wide eyed stares and long questioning looks, I thought it best to include this note early on.]
Marco is fictitious. Get that? He's made up. Not real. An imaginary construct. A sales and marketing gimmick for the presentation and promotion of the Argencia universe. Part of the gimmick is that I pretend sometimes that Marco is real. Further, Marco often tells people - when asked - that, "John thinks he made me up." This is just another layer of the gimmick. Further yet, I acknowledge, "Yeah, Marco tells people that I think I made him up. That's part of the gimmick; pretty clever, eh?" but again, this is merely another layer of the gimmick. So... to sum up: Marco. Not real. Fake. Even if you think I've maybe gone 'round the bend, Marco is still just a creation. Yet another layer of the gimmick is making people wonder if I'm insane. Cool gimmick? Slightly scary gimmick? Potentially problematic gimmick?
Yes, yes and yes.
Elan Lee
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